The Simple Truth: My Favorite Restaraunt

Friday, May 21, 2010

My Favorite Restaraunt

Belch! Sigh, hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm! That was a delectable dinner, I am on cloud nine with a dinner so fine. There is only one place that can make me feel this way and it is Belantes Pizza and Pasta Buffet. You can eat and play at the arcade. The best part is that you pay before you eat so sorry moochers.

To begin with, Belantes is my favorite restaurant for these purposes. It has an arcade so you can play and eat. For those people who worry about calories and all that hoopla you can burn them at the arcade section. This is also wonderful so that the parents can eat and talk while the kids have fun. It is like Chuck E. Cheeses but with all the pizza you can eat.

Furthermore, Belantes Pizza and Pasta Buffet has a different pay method then most buffets. You pay before you eat, so there is no worrying about a tip. You can pay for yourself and not stuck paying for he stragglers bill. These people know who they are. Those moochers that wait till the end to say " I am short on cash can you spot me." Sorry I can not because you before you eat.

To sum it all up Belantes is my favorite restaurant because you pay up front before you eat and it has a wonderful arcade, not to mention the pizza and pasta are an added bonus. What is your favorite restaurant? Is it as good as Belantes? I doubt it, no place is better than Belantes. No Place!

1 comments:

Unknowingly Ms.Understood said...: This was very funny. Your essay made me hungry, so I give you an automatic "10."; May 25, 2010 at 1:24 PM

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